Compilation of Tom Delonge singing the word “time”
TOIME
Oh my God this song.
I love it.
Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?
AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.
With normal music.
And a closed casket.
(But my body’s not in the casket)
And then in the middle of the service
THE LIGHTS GO OUT
AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON
AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES
AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND
TO THIS SONG.
Yes.
Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.
^^
Reblogging again just for that.
I can see their faces now.
..HAHAHAHA
I feel so bad for your relatives.
I need to attend that funeral.
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
(Source: frickingloki)
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN


