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yesterdaysmeme:

Compilation of Tom Delonge singing the word “time”

TOIME

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sexting-inchurch:

“remember viola, chew like you have a secret”
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unclenicky:

Oh my God this song.

I love it.

Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?

AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.

With normal music.

And a closed casket.

(But my body’s not in the casket)

And then in the middle of the service

THE LIGHTS GO OUT

AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON

AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES

AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND

TO THIS SONG.

Yes.

Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.

^^

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I can see their faces now.

..HAHAHAHA

I feel so bad for your relatives.

I need to attend that funeral.

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when going to a friends' house
  • Normal people: What a lovely home you have
  • Me: Whats your wifi password?
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princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

(Source: frickingloki)


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  • me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
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  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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